Smile For Me
i’m sorry but i laughed for an hour at this
(Source: zakkain, via hooligan-dreams)
I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is
ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE
(Source: shitshilarious, via bulletproofcaraphernelia24)
I am an introvert. That means that when I’m feeling down, chances are that I won’t actually go to you for help. In fact, I won’t go to anyone for help. You’ll have to actually check on me. I don’t feel that I should burden others with my problems but if you come to me, I might just trust you enough to let you help.
THIS RIGHT FUCKING HERE
(Source: a-story-of-the-lost, via slamsin)
what if saliva was just ur taste buds jerking off to attractive food
I tried to scroll.
I tried so fucking hard.
(Source: cohfee, via hathawayys)
“Actual conversations with my 2 year old daughter, as re-enacted by me and another full grown man - Episode 1”
Oh my GOD
I HAD NO IDEA I NEEDED THIS
I FEEL REALLY THREATENED BY THIS
(via horrorchampharvey)
Are people really mad about Leonardo DiCaprio saying nigga in Djago?
He was playing a slave owner in the South during the mid-1800’s.
The hell you want him to say?
“young black man”
“African American chap”
“Young Brutha”
“beautiful chocolate fellows”
“Nutella flavored Mandingo warrior”
“Old sport”
(Source: andross, via horrorchampharvey)




